I think I'm quite ready for another adventure
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
my brother won a trivia game by knowing that spock’s blood is green. i asked him how he knew, since he never really watched the shows or the movies, and he said that he watched a star trek parody porn and spock’s semen was green in it so he assumed his blood would be too.
i guess i’m proud of his ability to think critically??
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Hannibal: Eating Merlin